Greetings, citizens, and welcome to Episode 14 of Summer CBB UK, as we take another small step towards crowning the next, and hopefully not final, celebrity winner
In case you missed it from last time, Chloe was evicted and then was told about Jermaine/Jerome/The Rat's marital status to a VERY awkward silence
Today we see Chloe go again, and all the action leading up to her departure including a VERY interesting conversation between her and the rat which basically puts another nail in the rat's coffin, making him a very hot favourite to go on Friday.
Lights on in the house, and down to business as they get ready for the eviction....
Gabby and Ben are in the garden trying some moves, think we have found Ben's Plan B should things inevitably go pear shaped with Roxanne.
Jermaine and Dan are still in bed, but can't move because there's no glory in the morning routine for them if you get what I mean
Sally with another prediction in the Diary Room, saying Chloe will go. Meanwhile, Ben and Gabby are catching the attention of Roxanne. What's it go to do with Roxanne, isn't she supposed to be engaged as she keeps reminding us every 5 seconds.
Hardeep tells Gabby he will the house should he be evicted, and would be over the moon if he stays. He says he would like to keep in touch outside of the house.
Marriage talk between Kirstie, Dan and the rat in the kitchen. Wasted energy, Kirstie, especially with those two. The rat wouldn't know truth even if it smacked him right where it hurts.
Roxanne handing out relationship advice yet again to Chloe. Doesn't Roxanne look in the mirror and see that she needs to sort out her own problem first. How do you sort out a problem like Ben, simple, just tell him about the engagement and say things cannot go further. It's not that difficult.
The rat just gets even worse day by day. "Don't play games with me or you will lose". Dan laughs along with this, the same Dan that threatened to stab an ex girlfriend if she so much as looked at another bloke. Dan says Chloe's demeanour changed when she found out she was named as on the block, and the rat makes a barking noise, so obviously meant for Chloe. So looking forward to when Emma gets the rat in the hot seat, hopefully in the next eviction. Watching him squirm will be a pleasure in itself.
Ben is now setting his sights on Gabby, all the while having feelings for Roxanne. What a creep. What is it with some of the men in there in this series, can't they think with anything other what's causing stirrings in their utility belts down below.
Wendy the Washing Machine makes another appearance, she gives Nick the challenge of literally spilling the beans on one housemate, while telling them where they are going wrong. His reward will be to be able to send a birthday card to his kid outside. Mission successful after a few false starts, and as promised he is able to send that card out
Roxanne is called to the bathroom as Ben has been given a makeover, which she is not a fan of. Why are they encouraging this. This is wrong and getting Ben's hopes up, although Roxanne doesn't know, at least not yet, that Ben also has his eye on Gabby as well
Ryan tells Nick that this experience could be life changing for some of them. Not for the way you think, Ryan.
The Rat is called to the Diary Room, and talks about how he is feeling. Talk turns to Chloe, and he doesn't exactly give her CV a kind mention, and puts all his flirting with her down to 'banter'. Lousy cheating rat, you knew full well what you were doing with Chloe, and you are STILL lying to her even now about your marital status.
He goes on to tell Nick and Hardeep about how long he has been married, and he has to rack his brains about that. Can anyone spell DIVORCE, not a mystic but I think that word will be coming for Jermaine very soon.
Kirstie tells us Roxanne is the only one that doesn't like Ben's new look, and Kirstie says she would like to style him herself. Speaking of Chloe, she tells us about the last words she said before being released by her kidnappers. She tells Sally she nearly died from so much ketamine.
Crowd noise is being played into the house, as per every eviction night so the housemates don't hear anything from outside. I love that more effort is being made to actually stop anything being heard, right down to Emma going to the studio to make the announcement.
In another brazen move, the rat practically orders Chloe to the shower cubicle. Big Brother and us hear everything, Jermaine. The crux of the conversation is that he is practically trying to worm his way out ordering her to tell Emma and any other interviewers it was only banter. Scumbag, hope his wife kicks him right where it hurts when he comes out and drops the divorce papers on him while he is writhing in pain. Go to the sewer where you belong, just the right place for a rat like you.
Eviction time, and it's Chloe who has been evicted. But we knew that already. Glad she is out of there and away from a certain person, and that she now knows what a scumbag that person is. She took it a lot better than Natalie did, as in saying goodbye to everyone and NOT being bitter.
Jermaine still talking about 'banter' and trying to worm his way out of what everyone has already seen. Yet again Roxanne is sticking around offering advice, she says she has been real which is a joke, as she has not given a steaming pile of s**t for her fiance outside.
Jermaine now wearing his wedding ring, get a long hard look at it, pal....May not be wearing it for too long when you get out of the house. Hardeep is really happy he has been saved again, but I don't think the public will be very charitable with the upcoming twist, as I fully expect him to be on the block again along with Jermaine.
Truth or Dare again. Gabby says she gets along really well with Kirstie. Jermaine gets the ultimate question in that if he will see Chloe again. He replies with at the finale, but hints he will see her again depending on circumstances, and says she is a friend. Whatever, Jermaine, whatever.
Jermaine and Ben are still up, and Ben says he will get s**t when he gets out. Two black eyes in your future, Ben, if Lee catches up with you.
Jermaine says he has issues, bulls**t. You knew what you were doing without any thought for a certain someone outside. You are on the block on Friday, pal.
To be continued in episode 15.....
Final thoughts
Very heavy Jermaine episode, and not for the right reasons. I really hope Emma will throw the book, kitchen sink and everything that's not nailed down at him.
Jermaine, the public has found you GUILTY of cheating, and sentences you to eviction on Friday. Let's hope the housemates think the same as most of us do, and send him on his way
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