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Wednesday 17 January 2018

Fall outs and U turns

When we last said our farewells to our housemates:

Nominations 'rocked the house'

Anne, Dapper, John, Rachel and Andrew were on the block....or were they?

Marcus announced that there will be a nominations twist which played out in real time today, but we will see tomorrow what this twist is and who is on the block

Onto tonight's show:

A new task awaits the housemates
The fall out from nominations
More noms discussion punishments incoming

But who and what is the punishment....Find out tonight as Week 3 of CBB begins in the house


Good evening, citizens, and off we go for another show

Nominated housemates will get the chance to Save and Replace in the BB Driving School, and it's that very task we start on this evening....Some Rihanna to start the day to which Anne covers her head with a towel

Into the Diary Room and BB describes the song to Anne and it's 'never heard of it'

Rules:

  • BB will be pairing up the housemates and will see who the best drivers are
  • It is not a battle of the sexes, but will be a test to see who works best in couples
  • The team with the most points at the end of the task will win the power
  • The winners of the task will have the opportunity to replace one of the 5 nominees, and replace them with someone not on the block
  • They have to be on their toes as the klaxon could sound at any time
John queries whether they have the opportunity to turn the replace down....I know I would if I was there, just so not to give BB what they want in some manufactured drama

Pairs - Ashley and John, Jess and Andrew, Courtney and Genuwine, Malika and Johnny, Rachel and Shane L, Dapper and Anne and finally Wayne, Amanda and Maggie will form a black limo

"....which they are finding a bit of a stretch" remarks Mr.B

Housemates must abide by BB's highway code, failure to do so will result in points being deducted from their team's total

Looks like a fun task, as it is fun when they have to dress up and do silly things....Much better than the podiums, who said this, this tweet is referring to....etc.

Some general chit chat in the kitchen with Jess getting feisty....Rare sightings of Barnesie and Maggie, and Maggie jokes she won't muck with Jess

Meanwhile in the bedroom, Amanda and Anne discuss the task, biscuits and Friday's double eviction

Sighting of the yawnmance, to which Rachel does a very poor Mr B. impression...Less said the better, Britain's Got Talent does not await

Dapper certain he and Anne are going to win this task and he will be saved....Dear me I hope not, can he please go on Friday if he is still up after this task

And back to the yawnmance, why oh why does it have to be Ashley who is immune.....This is not going to last 5 minutes once one of Ashley or Ginuwine are evicted

Task part 2, and it's the theory test

  • Which from a puffin, pelican, toucan or giraffe is not a crossing around Europe
  • Which CELEBRITY has a plate labelled S8RRY
  • What road sign would you see if you saw a toad within a red border
  • In what segment of a popular TV show would you see celebrities in a carsinging along to their favourites
  • What utensil would you use to measure oil levels in a car
  • In what country do drivers drive on the opposite side to the UK
  • Spell manoeuvre 
  • What would you be doing if you were accused of rubber necking
  • When is it appropriate to use the car horn
  • Who won the F1 world championship in 2017
The white team, Andrew and Jess, win the theory test and must take points of another team and they choose Maggie and Amanda

Green screen has now made an appearance, and this time it's endurance

Teams have to count to 100 seconds in their heads, and must press the emergency stop when they think they have reached 100....This being BB, not everything is as seems so there will be distractions

Distractions:

Lollipop ladies and a crossing
Snow storms
BB throwing in various number distractions
Cold callers

Finding this quite amusing, and not just because there no podiums or mean tweets in sight....If only they had done tasks like this in the last 7 years the show would not be in the dire situation it has been in since being on this channel

Anyways back to the results:

Last place goes to Johnny and Malika
6th place to Wayne and Maggie
5th place to Ginuwine and Shane
4th place to Jess and Andrew
3rd place to Rachel and Shane L

Runner up - Anne and Daniel

Winner - Ashley and John

As with the last part it is now up to Ashley and John to decide who loses all their points in this round and they choose......AMANDA, MAGGIE AND WAYNE and give their reasons why....Disappointed in a way just so BB can get some manufactured drama out of this

Malika talks about being 'trapped'......Surely she's seen this show before in some form or another, and knew what she was letting herself in for

Some general bedroom chat as we go wishing and washing towards the end of this episode

Ginuwine, divorced dad of 9, gives Ashley and Jess some marriage advice....Please fella don't go giving your showmance partner any fresh ideas

And off we go for more punishments regarding talking about nominations, but not a punishment worth noting as it's back to the usual hot water and hair appliances off which is totally pointless....How about some more of those fun punishments you gave Wayne, not the obvious one which they are NOT going to take seriously....

It's no wonder they think they can go about breaking every rule knowing there will be no serious consequence, can we please have the BB back from the early days who took no shit from anybody...Just SOMETHING so if the show ends in the summer we can have some good memories from this era to look back on

Come on BB, two more series after this to get those punishments right and somewhat original

Back to the show and into the live feed segment we go and it's the boys talk most of us saw, Andrew digging himself somewhat of a hole here, which he may not be able to escape from if he is still on the block in tomorrow's show

That's it for tonight, who goes on the block BB decides tomorrow

Enjoy this post or critique as always...Until next time, and remember someone is ALWAYS watching even if we are not ;)

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