Twists and Turns

In other words, who will be safe and who will be replaced in tonight's very last minute nominations twist

On the block at the moment:

Anne
John
Dapper
Rachel
Andrew

But BB have decided to hold a last minute save and replace twist, in the form of a two day challenge, to determine who will actually be on the block and then the lines will open probably after the highlights or during S**t on the Side

Think the only downside of this task, is BB sneakily trying to shitstir a bit, as many have stated it has gone a bit quiet after a good start, but I sort of don't agree as it has flowed nicely without the need for BB to throw hand grenades in there to get them to go at each others throats

Don't get me wrong, this task is quite fun and it's nice to see them dressed up and doing silly things, MUCH better than BB dusting off the podiums and trying to manufacture arguments

This house does not need grenades, no new housemates to stir things up...Besides think it may be a bit late to put someone new in there, and nobody in there has shown any signs of quitting or being ejected which is a miracle in itself in this era of the show

However I am a bit concerned that with this noms meddling, we may see the usual doors opened with:

F and F popping in to tell them how they are being perceived on the outside
The usual mean tweets and who said what about who in the diary room
The usual miserable final week

Just no, seriously no, just leave those things where they belong in the filing cabinet or better still put them in the nearest shredder

Can we just have one nominations session in this series before the end where they are ALL nominating and not just one half of the house

Tonight, we move into Day 16 in the house with 15 due to become 13 tomorrow evening

The driving task moves into its second day, and it's all to play for with the people on the block having an extra incentive to win this task...Who's on the block tonight, BB decides

Cold showers ahoy, and Wayne takes the plunge and heads for a cold shower

Meanwhile the yawnmance continues....This is why people are switching off and why some people are being labelled 'boring'. Fresh storylines pronto as we approach the end, please

Malika gets a lot off her chest regarding Anne, to an audience of Jess and Courtney....Bordering close on noms talk there, careful Malika

Some roleplay ensues between Jess and Shane J....Not very interesting, next

Meanwhile, Malika keeps going on and on like Ariston about Anne, and Courtney is telling Anne everything about things that have been said....Can anyone else hear those odds on Courtney and Malika winning widening

Ashley comes out into the garden looking like a Smurf with her face pack....

Rachel thinks Wayne has come across in a good light in regards to the edit....We'll see in a few days, as this edit can change like the weather and nobody is safe

2nd and final day of the driving task, and it's a time trial

The driver will be blindfolded and the person not blindfolded will have to direct them around the course

Wayne and Amanda, and less said the better about the teamwork....Something like good but in a bad way if you get my drift

Ginuwine and Courtney - Fast recap there

Rachel and Shane L - As above, but Rachel actually did a good job there

Jess and Andrew - Disaster, less said the better

John and Ashley - Passable

Malika and Johnny - Malika says she can't see a thing, that will be the blindfold Malika

Anne and Dapper - Anne barks out instructions constantly, showing it should be done. This may just save Dapper Bellend from the block

Results in straight away

Last place - Wayne and Amanda
First place - Anne and Dapper

Overall result

130 points - Ashley and John, Rachel and Shane L, Courtney and Ginuwine, Jess and Andrew

180 points and winners - Anne and Dapper

Power this week goes to...ANNE and DAPPER

BB reveals the original nominees to the house, and Anne and Dapper have the chance to save themselves and replace

Ann and Daniel have made their choice and....brace yourselves, DAPPER BELLEND is saved and in his place will be.....MAGGIE

Reason being "she laughed when others were in pain"....Right, whatever Anne, absolutely pathetic reason

So the revised list of who's on the block:

MAGGIE
ANNE
JOHN
ANDREW
RACHEL

Next up, we have the next round of job assignments, Anne and Dapper Bellend have decided:

Personal butlers: Amanda for Anne, and Johnny for Dapper
Chefs: John and Shane L
Cleaners: Ashley and Jess
Bathroom cleaners: Courtney and Wayne

But wait, BB has something else to tell them, bedrooms will be reassigned....

No idea of the new bedroom lineups just yet, but hopefully will have them in due course

So back to the show, and it's party time but of course we go to the yawnmance

Of course, Malika's kicking off which she has been doing all show, and as we approach the end of this episode she is still at it

Dapper Bellend is feeling grateful....Nothing to do with the fact you are safe I would assume, DB?

And its the yawnmance again, as Ashley joins Ginuwine in his bed....Desperate much, Ashley? Don't think people can see those pound signs in your eyes, because we can

Bad show - Malika, been catty all show and doing herself no favours
Good show - Anne, saved herself with a few decisions tonight

Good episode tonight, but looks like BB have finally got what they wanted in getting some divisions in the house

Eviction prediction - Hoping it's Andrew and Rachel, think it will be John and Rachel...No matter how much the point is put across, we have no idea how John is coming across as he has basically been thrown onto the bench to make way for the yawnmance...Of course someone has to be sacrificed and unfortunately he is the unlucky person

Enjoy or critique, the choice is yours :)

Until tomorrow, BB from the Batcave will get back to you...