Noms or no noms

Hello citizens and chums

Nominations day is upon us, and in case you missed it only the men are nominating

While we wait, tiny recap of yesterday:

1. Wayne was punished for discussing nominations, and was made to do lines by BB until further notice

2. Yesterday's task involved a load of kids coming in and they had to pick their favourite housemates, sadly they picked Ashley, and Ashley became immune from being nominated

3. The yawnmance between Ashley and Ginuwine took up most of the real estate of yesterday's show and didn't really go down well anywhere

On to tonight's show we go and the next round of nominations

Day 14, and it's the noms but not THE noms given today's news as it will be who is on the block BB decide

So the house is starting to crack according to Mr B., but straight to the yawnmance nobody cares about as in Ashley and Ginuwine

"Ginuwine knows a serious actor when he sees one" as Shane L regales Ginuwine about his time in pantomime

Shell in an avocado, or no shell in an avocado.....Anne or Malika decide

Dapper Bellend starts singing about Malika, "Ed Sheeran watch out" remarks Marcus

And now for the main event of the episode, as in NOMINATIONS

Andrew votes for Ann, reason being "she means well...But her opinions are outdated, we should all be equal", and then votes for Ginuwine stating "Made a few passing comments in the first few days"...Less said the better

Barnesie - Andrew "Comes in late and takes all the covers", and Dapper Bellend "Loud snorer"

Wayne - Courtney "Messed about with the shopping list", and Dapper Bellend "Found him bossy and made some sensitive jibes"

Dapper Bellend - Anne "Slightly stand offish on different subjects", and Andrew "Left a skidmark on a window pulling a moonie"

Dear god, usual piss poor reasons accepted by BB

Scores on the doors so far

Andrew - 2
Ann - 2
Daniel - 2
Ginuwine - 1
Shane J - 1

Ann and Rachel going at it again, in the best possible way of course with Amanda caught into the crossfire...Not much of a kick off if I'm being honest

Shane L - Rachel "Not quite on her level", and Andrew "Just some of his commentary on women leaves a lot to be desired

Johnny - Malika "She's a bit high and mighty", and Barnesie "He has a lot of strong opinions, and stops others having opinions as well"

Ginuwine - Anne "No one is themselves when Ann is around", and Barnesie "Cuts people off in mid sentence"

Courtney - Rachel "Pedantic about choices on the shopping list", and Ann "Conservative views, doesn't like people showing off their bodies"

Score now:

Anne - 4
Andrew - 3
Daniel - 2
John - 2
Rachel - 2
Ginuwine - 1
Malika - 1
Courtney - 1

The men now have taken their place in the sauna and have established a "pecking order", whatever that means

Serious discussion between Wayne and Amanda, when Amanda talks about Wayne's prostate problems...Prostate cancer is quite serious and has claimed the lives of many a person, if you have any doubts get checked out by your doctor.

Next up, a game not devised by BB called "How well do you know each other"....The usual classy chat from Dapper Bellend when he says "Who do you think masturbates more".....That guy has got to go on Friday, if he is even up after the latest meddling from BB which will be revealed when it airs on the highlights.

Sofa gatherage, and facing this week's public vote (at least for now)

ANNE
DAPPER
BARNESIE
RACHEL
ANDREW

And as Marcus just said, there WILL be a nominations twist and THEN the lines open....Obviously BB don't like who's up so they have chosen to interfere..Took until week 3, but they couldn't help themselves could they :(

Anne and Rachel wonder if there is a generation gap, while hide and seek is being played in the living area

Courtney feels the house is shook up due to the nominations, and thinks it's time to add a little sparkle so gets changed into his alter ego....Fun little segment and can see why he is the favourite to win right now

Andrew thinks Ashley and Ginuwine is a showmance....No f'ing shit Sherlock

"Ashley is looking fierce", comments Mr B. as she walks into the living area after a Courtney makeover, but it kind of fell flat IMO

Time for the final part of tonight's episode, and hopefully it won't hit more of a bum note

And we start with some washing up with Anne and Amanda....Not much to see here

Rachel trying to work out who wants to win, but the plain and honest truth is you are a LIAR if you say you are not in there to win...

Bedtime for Anne, and it's only 9.56pm or so we are led to believe

Back to some of the men in the smoking area, usual man talk ongoing so let's move on

Not much of interest in what the men are talking about in the garden

And we end with another Andrew getting his butthole waxed, much like civilian Andrew got his rear end waxed...Speaking of civilian Andrew, I would seriously recommend listening to the BB on Blast podcast when Lotan got removed from the civilian series last year, as Gaz does an absolutely hilarious impression of what Andrew sounds like as a turkey.

Passable episode tonight, just unfortunate BB don't like who is up and feel they have to interfere instead of just accepting their decision....It really should be who goes/stays/wins WE decide, not who is on the block BB decides because they don't like who is there now

On that note, hope you enjoy this post and retweet or critique...As always the choice is yours, until next time......