And then there were 13

Welcome citizens to the pre-eviction show for CBB January 2018

Anne and Dapper Bellend have got the power this week and ICYMI from yesterday, Dapper saved himself and Anne put Maggie in his place on the chopping block

Tale of the tape, who stays the editing decides and at the moment John and Maggie should be going out the door

John - Some say he has done nothing, but we don't know actually know that, as it's not his fault he's been shunted to the bench to make for the yawnmance....

Maggie - A true hero in real life, but like John has been pushed out of the edit to make way for the bigger characters in there and the yawnmance

Anne - Yesterday's show would have probably saved her and in essence the show needs her to stay in there as we have already lost India, and can't afford to lose Anne as well

Andrew - Outside bet to go, but has the Courtney storyline going for him which could work in his favour tonight...Although I wouldn't rule out a shock exit and he ends up going as the voting public are so unpredictable

Rachel - Needs to stay as this house needs a spark or two, although wouldn't rule out her going tonight

Hope - Andrew and Rachel
Think - Maggie and John

Truth be told wish we could have seen more of Barnesie, as even though he played for the red enemy and I am a Toffees supporter, he would have had a shedload of stories to tell about the various clubs he played for and also his England career

And so we move onto the main event....

Let's see if that crowd are just as well behaved as last week, and.....no whoop whoops again this week...Hallelujah :)

Emma looking as great as ever, although her hair does look a bit wind swept

The usual running through of the weeks events are run through by Mrs Willis along with the usual voting numbers

And now back to yesterday.....

We start with a recap of yesterday with Anne saying about Ashley being top of her hit list in regards to replacing, but as we know Ashley was immune so Anne went for Maggie instead

Anne explaining her rationale to Ashley, which she really doesn't have to....She doesn't have to explain to ANYBODY, least of all to the one person who is so desperate for a yawnmance and mag deals

In the Diary Room, Anne is explaining to us the simple rule of BB, everyone has to nominate.....Well, duh Anne

The lesser sighted Shane L talks to BB about the new sleeping arrangements, and nobody out here is none the wiser to who is actually where...Answers on a postcard please

And now an geological question from Jess to Johnny, tell her the earth is round and her head would probably explode from confusion

Meanwhile back to Emma and that crowd are amazingly so well behaved, guess we have seen the end of the booing for this series or have we....There's still time in this series for everything to change and it probably will

Vote close apparently, more like hardly anybody is voting

Cheers all round for everyone, I am astonished

Back to the house, and we have Anne and Rachel talking about Brother Boris, you know our moronic foreign secretary

Malika seems in a better mood than she was yesterday, she and Mr. Sleep compare their heights...Courtney and Dapper Bellend predict who will be out tonight, interesting as Courtney thinks Andrew will go and says he and Andrew are just mates

BB has summoned the power couple to tell them it should only be the two people assigned to cooking, as in Barnesie and Shane L, who should be cooking......

Jess kicking off about kitchen duties for some reason....Seriously how much longer is this thick as a brick routine going to last with her, it's getting very tiresome. Waterworks soon follow, oh yawn. WTF is she actually crying, don't think even she knows herself...

The latest plug for the civilian series, and more than likely the last ever civilian series on this channel at least...No can do sorry, as no RTV experience, haven't got a 6 pack, not a model, and haven't got an agent

Vote closed as we head into the next part of the show, so do not ring now as you are just too late and you may still be charged

Party time in the house and some Black Eyed Peas being played, but of course we get treated to the yawnmance

Rachel now treating us to an eviction rap....Crappy rapping I may add, don't give up the day job anytime soon, Rachel

Emma apologises to any rap fans watching, and it's over to the house.......

The 2 housemates safe are....ANN and ANDREW

The first evicted tonight is.....RACHEL

Maggie or Barnesie have to wait to see which of them two go

Was sort of expecting Rachel going, pity about Andrew being safe but that's the way the icecube crumbles

Best bits for Rachel, and look at that NO booing :)

Not much to report from that interview, so back in 30 minutes for Maggie or Barnesie leaving....

And we are off again, Maggie or John come on down, you will finish in 14th place

Very nervous about this one, particularly at the end....Really hoping Emma doesn't tell us their F and F will be popping in or viewers tweets will be read out in some sort of task

Anyways, here we go and the WHOOP WHOOP returns, boooooooooo

Straight down to business, and the person finishing in 14th place......MAGGIE

No great shock there, and Barnesie is safe for another few days :)

Interview wise, Emma brings up a good point about Maggie not doing anything bad it was just a case of being overwhelmed by the bigger characters and the yawnmance, to which the same could be said for Barnesie if he had come out

Seems there was an underlying issue in there, but we will probably never find out as we don't have that one thing they are not letting us watch as apparently is too expensive

Talk then turns to the yawnmance of course.....WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!

Rachel then reappears to talk about the yawnmance....Is it any wonder people are switching off when that is all we are shown

And that is it for the interview, and Emma announces it's battle of the sexes over the weekend and it culminates in a back door eviction....Their own f'ing fault for jamming the house up with too many

Anyway that is it for tonight, and I hope you enjoy reading this like I have enjoyed writing it

Until tomorrow, take care and remember someone is always watching even if we are not ;)

Enjoy, critique or a bit of both the choice is yours ;)