Playschool and Punishments

My fellow citizens of Big Brother World, good morning, afternoon or good evening wherever you are reading this blog from

On the cusp of week 3, and tonight looks promising as someone is punished for talking nominations and the house is turned into a playschool

Last time we left our housemates:

One housemate talked nominations, who shall remain nameless until they are revealed on tonight's show

There was a slight clash in regards to the shopping list regarding avocados and parmesan cheese

The showmances continued at apace, with Shane J and Andrew horseplaying in the final part of the show 

Onto tonight's show we go

Day 13 is upon us and we are off for hopefully another great episode

The kids invade the house, Ashley misses her 'man' (oh please), and Anne is not impressed (when is she ever)

The men are still in charge and there is tension between Ashley and Ginuwine (yawn who cares, surely there are other storylines we could be watching)

Prayers going on in the bedroom with Jess, Shane L, Malika, Ann and others...

Rachel unimpressed as apparently Ann is not pulling her weight....Well we wouldn't know as we don't have that one thing to watch live

"Now for a scene you'll never unsee" as in Amanda bathing Wayne, what are they trying to do to us and now she's cutting his toenails....Make it stop, make it stop!!!!!!

Prayers over in the bedroom, prayers that none of them are nominated perhaps? Answers on a postcard please

A few minutes breather, and now the task most have been waiting for in the kids going in there for another battle of the sexes task

Been personally looking forward to this as I am excited to see how some of these housemates are going to cope with these little kids, anyways off we go

But before we go into the task, Shane J is meditating and Rachel wants to ask Ann to do stuff, well....we're. waiting....."Spit it out Rachel" chimes Marcus

That guy is on point this series, with some of the stuff he is coming out with....I doth my hat to you, Mr Bentley

And here we go, bring on the kids...Although this should be a breeze for Ginuwine, given how many kids he has

The children will be voting which male and female housemate they like the most, and those 2 will be immune from nomination

Various scenes of the housemates integrating with the kids, which include some games and general interaction which actually looks quite sweet....If only we had live feed to watch this as I am quite enjoying this, dam you Frow for taking it away

After much tomfoolery, meant in the best possible way, that as they say is that and the klaxon sounds for the kids to leave....Hats off to the task team, they are earning their stripes in this series

Back from the next batch of messages, Ann is showing off her 'dance skills', hmmmm less said the better I think

"Ashley is talking about her specialist subject, Ginuwine" All too true Mr. B....It's boring the shit out of everyone, the showmance that is not you

And now it's time for someone to face. the. music., Whoever could it be....Mr Sleep how could you, and BB reels off what Mr. Sleep says back to the house....No hot water off? Wow

Mr Sleep has to write I MUST NOT TALK ABOUT NOMINATIONS until BB orders him to stop, have to say that is MUCH better than turning the hot water off for 5 seconds...Well done BB, you continue to amaze and in a good way in this series :)

And meanwhile back with the yawnmance, Ashley and Ginuwine have taken off their mics in the bathroom and as Mr B. said "We'll just have to guess what they're talking about"

Ann then with a line to us all there, "It would entertain anyone who watches Big Brother, but it wouldn't entertain anyone I have respect for"

Sofa gatherage as we return from the break, and BB gives out the results and reveals the twist within the twist, and now we find out who is immune as we return to the kids describing their time in the house....

The kids choose ASHLEY and we are stuck with the yawnmance past Friday, f'ing lucky us :(

And speaking of Ashley, here we go again for another crappy sucks segment of the yawnmance....No comment as it's boring the f'ing pants off me....Please BB some fresh storylines PRONTO AMIGO

"Ashuwine is back on", comments Rachel....Whoopee doo we don't f'ing care

And speaking of the tedious twosome, straight to the bedroom and they are under the covers which no doubt Toofy will be squealing about on S**t on the Side

Anyways that is it for another night, and another half decent episode in the bag but PLEASE SOME FRESH STORYLINES THAT ARE NOT SHOWMANCES

Enjoy this blog entry, or critique or a little bit of both...Thank you and good night :)