Avocado Wars: The Sleep Strikes Back

When last we left our great housemates....

India was evicted in a not too surprising result, which left Maggie in sole charge of cleaning duties as assigned by the men

Tonight, the return of another old friend in the shape of the chalk board...Pity we don't have live feed as in the good ye days of olde it was fun watching the kick offs live when the chalk board was rolled out after the shopping tasks

Now let's see if it has the same result as it did back then....

And we're off and another step closer to week 3

Day 12, and Rachel is reluctant to take breakfast orders...Dapper Bellend is in the Diary Room saying how Rachel wants to rip peoples heads off....Not as much I bet as most want to rip yours off for your so called 'comedy' DB

Shane Lynch has returned from his latest shift at Tesco as he is welcomed back, meanwhile back in the Diary Room DB thinks Courtney 'fancies' Andrew from the Apprentice....Oh please, can we cut up the showmances so we don't get these monopolising the highlights

And tada, here it is....The Shopping List and luxury budget, but what did they do to earn it....There hasn't even been a recognised shopping task yet?

Putting that to one side though, looks like we have the customary shopping list arguments judging by the preview in Rachel asking if there was parmesan put on the list

And we are off again, and it's straight onto the Ashley Ginuwine showmance bollocks....So much for her saying I DON'T WANT A HOUSE ROMANCE, next breath she is all over him

DB being his usual classy self in the garden with Andrew, seriously he can do one as soon as he is up as he is bringing NOTHING to the house

And meanwhile back with the so called 'lovebirds' Ginuwine and Ashley....Let's not go there

Rachel, meanwhile, fires the first salvos of the shopping list kick off by asking if there was parmesan cheese on the list

Shane J warning BB about the incoming kick off when the shopping arrives, I personally wouldn't worry as BB are probably rubbing their hands as they would love a major kick off

Coming up.....A certain Mr. Bellend is squeezing some tears out

And Rachel is still in a moody for some reason, and off we go for Mr. Bellend squeezing out the tears

Task time.....

Team captains Andrew and Jess, namely the 'most gullible' housemates as voted for by the public...Of course there is a twist within a twist, it is up to the others to influence their respective captains to give as many wrong answers as possible. The most persuasive sex will win the task and win a reward.

Quickfire spellings....

Men - Shepherd, Confetti
Women - Caterpillar, Orangutan

What is the common name for Sodium Chloride?
Demonstrate a downward facing dog
How much is an average pint of milk
How many hours in 3 days
Demonstrate the worm

And straight to the result, and the winners are......THE WOMEN

Jess celebrates being 'an idiot', not generally a fan of celebrating idiocy but that was very lighthearted so I think we can let it go this time

And after the break, back to the Courtney/Andrew showmance

G and T party for the ladies, while talk in the garden turns to the Ashley and Ginuwine yawnmance...Get Ashley out on Friday if she is on the block, you know it makes sense so we can have some fresh storylines

Anne looking like she is loosening up, have a feeling there will be chicanery ahead to keep her in if she is in trouble as we have already lost India and it's hard to see where SOME drama is going to come from, but I like the peace and quiet myself...Calling BB a brute (Ann, that is, not me) as they will not allow the ladies to share the tea with the men

And yet again in this episode, back to yawnorama city aka Ashley and Ginuwine being discussed....

Meanwhile, back with Shane J and Andrew, some horseplay ensues which concludes with BB telling them not to put pillows on each other, and that's the end

Welcome back chalk board and while not as dramatic as billed, but I can take that and more of this harmonious house please.

No need for BB created hand grenades with this lot, as it will all come naturally soon....Just as long as BB keep away from that button labelled PANIC - DO NOT PRESS

All in all another good episode, and I hope you enjoy reading this as I have writing about it

But please can the viewers have some fresh storylines to work with soon, as some are not as patient as others and don't want the sole focus on showmances

However, as we progress through this series, it is HEAVEN not hearing constant talk about sex, sexual positions, who snogged who in Benidorm and general bed wetting

Thank you for that, BB, and please don't mess this series up as us people who love an old school series are counting on you....

Thank you for reading, and please leave comments if you like....Good night :)