Another week draws to its close for the Big Brother Australia house, and we've seen the game temporarily suspended due to Corona fears, the slowmance continue to be, well, slow and boring the pants of everyone, and Xavier and Marissa get the old heave ho from the house. Who will be the last to leave this week, let's take a journey and find out.
Saucy Big Brother starts today with him having a little fun with Sarah, not like that, behave yourselves. She answers the series long question about her height, saying "I'm not a dwarf". But does this stop Big Brother in his tracks, oh hell no. At least this is more light hearted than the crap Mat and Daniel pointed in Kieran's direction in the last episode, yes that crap. I haven't forgotten.
At least when BB does mean, he does it in a dry kind of way so it's funny. After all, no queen Angela to share a tea and a chat with as she left days ago in real time. So he has to find some conversation somewhere, and Sarah is it.
To quote Sarah directly, and this is in no way edited by me:
“People think you can get in everywhere for kids prices. No, I’m an adult!”. “I tried searching if I was a dwarf when I was 16 so I could get on the disability pension. But I’m not a dwarf. I’m not a dwarf! And it sucks because I have to go through a lifetime of short jokes and I don’t even get compensated for it.”
At least she's providing some humour now, as she has been quiet since she won the Veto alternative, and before that had a little complain about Hannah.
Roll on the first challenge, and lo and behold another sort of copy from UK as in Room 101 from civilian series 6, one of the nastiest series the UK produced, but that's for another day's writing. Back to the Australian version, and there are menial tasks all for everyone, but Kieran and Mat are chosen for a secret mission where it is more luxurious for them, and if they went undetected for the duration of the task, as this was the shopping one not the nomination challenge and we will come to that in a bit, then the shopping budget would go up to $400.
And yes they were successful so $400 for shopping......
Unfortunately after this task is done, it's Operation Put Down Kieran again from you know who. Look we know as well as them he is kind of rubbish at this game, well not quite true as he has managed to get this far. Will he get the last laugh on them if he gets further than them, we'll have to wait and see.
Kieran: “I am manipulating the house, I’m like the puppet master of the chessboard,” he says. “Mate, I’m a snake and I’m gonna kill you if you don’t get that wound treated that I’m biting at the back of your leg. They’re playing my game but they don’t even know they’re playing my game.”
Dan, Mat and Casey, the aforementioned usual suspects are putting some pieces together to try and get Sarah on board, while Sophie is trying to get the little one on her side
Anyways onto the nominations challenge, yes already as there's not much else going on, and it's a hang on for dear life one like in USA, basically they have to stand in fixed frame and hold on with the apparatus going forward at BB's discretion
To cut a long story short, Sophie is the winner of this one and Casey could be in big trouble as she was actively targeting the slowmance. Sure enough it's her and Kieran on the chopping block as decreed by Sophie. But wait, there is a further twist in the tale, as for the first time this series WE HAVE A TIE when it comes to eviction time, as Sophie has managed to get Sarah onside. So in this case Sophie will have the deciding vote.
She decides to jettison Casey, so no revenge for Casey and the slowmance survives another day unfortunately.
And so ends week 5, and coming next week we have the ever so popular white room. You know the one where housemates can STEAL the prize money if they so wish. One of the main bug bears of mine along with outside contact. This caused so much trouble in the UK, because the person who walked out with the money, not the winner, just the winner of this twist should have been kicked out for saying some horrendous things about one of the housemates in that particular series.
Anyways, let's see what the Australian version does before writing it off, not too difficult is it
The book closes on Week 5, and the road to Week 6 begins....Who goes THEY decide
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