Could and should have been a lot better (BBUK)

Good day, citizens, the day after the night before is upon us, and welcome in as the bones of Launch Night are picked through

Well, what can one say really?

Some housemates with massive social media followings already, and more or less known by many, a launch not fit for purpose, or just plain misleading

• Gani - 39 years old, and works as a night manager in a pizza parlour. Seems like a humble gentleman for now
• Cameron - Posh farmer from Somerset, probably the most normal one in there right now but could get lost amongst the louder housemates
• Nancy - Pentalingual, and a keen gamer. A hobby close to my heart.
• Caroline - The so far only 40+ housemate, but trying too hard to please already
• Zelah - 25 years old, claims to get compared to a spaniel, and lived as a woman for 23 years of his life, could be one to watch
• Teja - Doesn't like being told what to do, so she claims. The journey housemate if she gets to the end, as she's only 18
• Emily - Joined the Conservative Party at the age of 16, went for drinks at Boris Johnson's house, and hungry for a showmance.... Enough said about her I think
• Marcus - Jack the lad, serious showmance contender I reckon. Question is, who with?
• Tate - Self confessed naked butler, how long before he's in the rudie nudies in there. I dread to think
• Elsa - From the planet Dippy, claims she became Christian when she saw dead people
• Sam - Don't mean to be rude, but jeez they love the sound of their own voice
• Jenny - Irish misfit who claims she loves rule breaking, could be trouble if she stays in for very long

Housemates rating - 6.5 out of 10 so far. 

Too many influencers for my liking, some of this cast stink of being scouted/recruited. Who needs agents when you have so many followers on the various social media platforms

Where are the brunettes, redheads and Welshies, answers on a postcard please

Some breaking news from Supertv on X (formerly known as Twitter), and I'm just quoting this so please don't swing out at me if this doesn't happen 😉

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MORE HOUSEMATES ARE COMING

The Sun are reporting that MULTIPLE new housemates will enter the Big Brother House TONIGHT! They might be teased at the end of the show, BUT we won’t actually see them enter the house until tomorrow nights episode! #BBUK

As they all filed in, they were given an eye each which was vastly cut down, as the first few waited for their eye to drop from the chute on the stage, while the others had their eye waiting when they arrived on the stage, while AJ told them to hold onto their provided eye.

Then this is where things go a bit to worms, as once they were all in, and this is bearing in mind we hardly know them at all, the lines opened as we had to vote for who to put on the first chopping block which would be narrowed down to three for something else shortly afterwards 

The 5 not rights were:

Emily

Nancy

Sam 

Caroline

Cameron

If the light turned red on their podium they were in danger, everybody following this so far?

Anyway, the lights turned red for Emily, Sam and Caroline and they went off to the exit room, where the three of them will decide who will be the first evictee. HOWEVER WE won't find out the result until the next night's show, as BB in their infinite wisdom have decided to introduce the Love Island type cliffhanger, so immediately the opening night feed was in doubt. 

To say it didn't go down too well anywhere, whether it be forums or social media was a massive understatement. I mean they could have had that done and dusted straight away, but nooooooo they had to find some way to drag it out to get people to tune in the next day. It is frustrating and not a good start. They claimed it was a 'first', but I think Showbiz Simon would thoroughly disagree and he was put back in, which probably happen to whoever the evictee will. Remember we're not paying to vote someone out, so they can turn round and say 'But you didn't pay, so we can do what we like'

Who goes, THEY decide

Launch twisr rating - 3 out of 10, and that's being generous. Just a complete mess.

By the way, the feed wasn't in doubt after all and DID come on despite AJ and Will saying it was cut, although we only got about an hour of actual footage before they switched on their version of an IKEA catalogue for the rest of the feed

So overall a very frustrating and confusing opening night, where most that could go wrong did go wrong leaving the punteroonies very unhappy....

Got to do better, much much better, we have 7 weeks, surely it can't get any worse.....

Keep on rocking,'nuff said