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Wednesday 29 August 2018

CBB UK Summer 2018 - Episode 13 - The Showmancer or The House Cook

In other words, Chloe or Hardeep will be the 2nd evictee of this series. Who stays, the editing decides....or do they, given the last result

Emma: She has been breaking rules and he has been breaking wind, but who's heart is going to be breaking tonight. You decide.

Opening credits, and the usual whoop whoop emanates from the crowd as we get on the road to evicting Chloe or Hardeep.

Emma welcomes us in, and recaps some of what has been happening since Natalie was evicted and Rodrigo was removed, especially the shopping task and may I say I do hope we see more of that Public Eye as it has been really fun. After the preview for tonight's festivities, we hear about a twist in which the public has some power. More about that nearer the time.

We are shown the two nominees pleas to stay, first up is Chloe who says she would like to show people the real her. Meanwhile, Hardeep says to vote for him if he hasn't alienated or p'd people off. 

Back to Chloe, and she says if she stays she will be over the moon, and proves people are on her side.

Some small 'Get Chloe Out' chants, and muted responses for both nominees

House action

Big Brother reveals they have passed their shopping task, so they will receive a basic shopping budget. Sorry to sound like a broken record, but it would have been so much better if they had not known about the punishment until now. Just the look on their faces if they were so certain they were getting a luxury budget.

And now onto the shopping list itself, the arguments about what to get have been much missed. If only we had live feed, eh? 

Outside showers for Nick and Hardeep

In the Diary Room, Jermaine (or Jerome as he is known to Sally) is told they have overspent by a mere £3.70. Jermaine acting like this is the Last Supper, when its common knowledge they will get a party and/or a treat anyway at some point via an easy task.

Chloe and Hardeep are announced to be on the block, but we knew that already

Chloe starts crying as it dawns on her she's on the block, more like she is possibly going out the door and her only storyline is going down the drain at a rate of knots. Chloe, you are only on the block and not shortlisted to go in front of a firing squad.

And cue that easy task for a treat and possibly a party as well, with Kirstie being tested on UK English and also making a cup of tea amongst other things. She chooses Ryan, Chloe and Sally to share her treat with her.

Muted responses again for the two nominees as Emma reads out the numbers. She then calls a break saying it's going to all kick off 

Jermaine/Jerome thinks Chloe will stay because she looks innocent, and has 'a cheeky little laugh' and can light up a room. He claims she is the one he is most attractive to. What a piece of cheating shit he is.

Chloe tells some housemates about the secret messages between her and Jermaine, and Ryan bizarrely starts screeching and some of them start cheering. What's up with that, they should not be encouraging this at all, all levels of wrong. Shut the **** up, Ryan, with that screeching. 

Oh Chloe, if only you knew his real relationship status....

Jermaine/Jerome the rat and Chloe have a private conversation in the bedroom, and she is questioning him about his real relationship status, and still he continues to lie his rear end off. Don't fall for it, Chloe.

Roxanne is giving Chloe relationship advice. The same Roxanne that is treating her fiance like a piece of shit with Ben, by the way.

A short time after, Roxanne once again starts preaching to Chloe. Seriously, Roxanne, isn't there a little problem you should be sorting out in trying not to put your own relationship under even more threat.

In the bedroom, Gabby says she is worried about the rat's girlfriend (or wife, as we like to know her out here) seeing all this footage. Bit late for that now. Ryan throws his tuppence worth in as well, but it looks like it is going in one of the rat's ears and out of the other. 

Chloe says she just wants to enjoy what could be her last night in the house. She also mentions some people in the house are being kind of sly, can't think who she could be referring to there.

Spin the bottle time, which always ends well in the particular house. Ben asks the rat how he's feeling right now, to which the rat says he is fine and how a certain situation looks on the outside he has no idea. Bull s**t, he knows exactly how it's going to look.

Dan talks about his relationship with Jacqueline Jossa, his reaction was to avoid the arguments. He says when he argued with his ex, it was toxic, and when he argues with Jacqueline he goes out to the gym. Nuff said.

Hardeep is talking to Big Brother, and says being nominated it makes one affected. He has chosen to do Big Brother, and wants to experience this part of the industry in its most modern parts of its manifestation. He would also love to stay because he's learning a lot and having some personal breakthroughs.

The rat pokes his head around the bathroom door and asks to speak to Chloe. Grade A ratbag, consider your wife's feelings.

Chloe tells him to sober up and they will talk in the morning. Take the hint, pal. The rat is mouthing off in the kitchen area. How dare she say no to me, roughly translated. And finally the truth comes out, and now most of them know he is married......

He says he doesn't wear his ring in the house, and suddenly Dan suddenly turns into a Relate counsellor telling him to consider his wife's feelings. Like you allegedly considered Jacqueline's feelings on that boat.

Emma tells us Chloe still doesn't know the rat is married, and calls a break

After the break, she does some Bit on the Side promotion, and Rylan says the superfans will love the incoming twist and it's into the studio away from the crowd for......

Eviction time

Emma goes live to the house, and after a long pause, CHLOE is announced as the 2nd evictee

Interview time will be VERY interesting 

Positive reaction from the mob outside as she exits the house

First up, we see who nominated Chloe and why they nominated her. Shortly afterwards, Emma starts on the subject of the rat, and they show her the clip we saw where he admits about his wife. Very awkward silence from Chloe, and she says she doesn't know what to say. Emma really starts to have a go at the rat, and rightly so. Dress rehearsal for when he gets out, as she is going to throw the book, kitchen sink and whatever else that's not nailed down at him. Emma apologises for showing that particular clip, and I don't see any reason anyone should be angry at her as I have a feeling it wasn't her idea so people should cut her a break if they think she or the show did that deliberately. As she herself said, it was better than Chloe going home and watching it all back and finding out that way, which is a more than reasonable explanation.

And before end credits, Emma reveals the twist involves the public deciding who is their favourite housemate, and the two with the least votes will face a face to face eviction with the housemates having the final say of which of the bottom two will be the 3rd evictee. Seems fair, I suppose. So who goes in the next eviction, the housemates will decide.

And that is that for another episode....

Final thoughts

The twist is revealed, and I would suspect the rat will be booted. Very good interview from Emma in this episode, and good on them for showing Chloe THAT clip and not letting her go off into the sunset and seeing for herself. Who needs Natalie, when tensions are brewing nicely. It would be boring some said, pah.....It's boiling nicely and every day in this series feels like a blast from the past for us veteran fans and superfans :)

On a personal note, a massive thank you to Big Brother Radio, friends and loved ones and followers on social media and fellow forum members in the Big Brother section on Digital Spy for all your kind messages and support after yesterday's sad news about my dog Mitts. Every single message meant so much and was much appreciated. She will be missed, and wherever you are up there, dear girl, you may be gone but you will NEVER be forgotten. Godspeed Mitts and take care.

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Until next time, keep on rocking and God Bless Mitts......

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